The Positive(s) About Being Single.

(1) No one to distract you when you’re doing work.

(2) Watching porn seems to serve more of a purpose than when you could get it when you wanted it.

(3) When you see a hot guy/girl you don’t feel guilty about wanting to fuck them.

(4) You don’t turn into a soppy cunt and decide that roses and puppies are awesome.

(5) You don’t have to worry about shaving your legs unless you’re going out to find your next victim.

(6) You can go out and discover things for yourself and not have their memory tainted by him or her.

(7) You can flirt, be outrageous and/or a dick and the only person you have to answer to is yourself.

(8) The duvet is ALL YOURS & you can fart in bed again.

(9) You can hang out with your friends more.

(10) You aren’t waiting for them to call / come round / do something you asked, so you don’t get pissed off at them being a constant disappointment.

YES. There are good points.

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